RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Jim AKA RapidFire) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:36:22 GMT

I can see this thread will never die,
and RG is part of the reason why
Not to mention the smell that won't go away,
it'll take at least all night and another day.

Oh, I almost forgot, Caesar for everyone,
we have to keep having our fun.
And the advice that you heard RG tell,
you'll need to run to escape the smell.

Now more than tomato juice will be required,
to kill off the smell that's been acquired.
Although the...

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (RGarfield) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:44:45 GMT

All right gentleman, grab him quick
watch out with guns he's pretty slick
but we have this barrel for his personal use
though it drained the town of tomato juice

I know he'll squawk and create a fuss
but believe me it will get wus
we got to dunk fast and hold on tight
to get rid of the smell it'll take all night

just be careful when the deed is done
if Jim serves Caeser's you'd best run!

RG

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Jim AKA RapidFire) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:06:12 GMT

YEAH, that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL

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feeds@yuku.com (Sabresun) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:00:35 GMT

Eewwwww!

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feeds@yuku.com (Jim AKA RapidFire) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:39:11 GMT

See any poster, nah, I'm just a tidge drunk,
on my way here, I tripped on a skunk.
Haven't been able to make the odor go away,
seems everybody is avoiding me today.

Don't know why, I've bought every round,
but friends standing close, there's none around.
They keep going to the far side of the bar,
goes to show the kind of friends they are.

Guess maybe I should change my perfume,
before all my friendships meet their...

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (RGarfield) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:38:27 GMT

Now, Jim, did you not see the poster as you entered. You are the HEADLINER for the show.
Two shows a day, and four on the weekend!

RG

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Sabresun) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:31:29 GMT

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Jim AKA RapidFire) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:37:00 GMT

Refresh my brain, c'mon now RG,
I'd need one first, don't you see?
Still have my guns, though they don't fire,
like they use to, when I was for hire.

That's why I didn't face OhShir in a showdown,
it's much more fun being a poetic clown.
Guess I must have drank my brain away,
still walk with a totally drunken sway.

So I'll hang around Poetworld here,
sure hope Matt don't disappear.
Sugar, OhShir,...

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (RGarfield) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:41:46 GMT

Come all ye gents and lasses
a new entertainment adventure
has just been unfurled

Whether you rhyme or not
or just rhythmize your writings
come join us at POET WORLD

Here you can put on the personallity
of your favourite muse or poet
have your hair straightened or curled

come sharpen your wits or refresh your brain
enter our fantasy realms for inspiration
come on now folks give us a whirl

RG

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Sabresun) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:49:35 GMT

This thread has gone manic, it's a good job this isn't Westworld, that's all I can say.

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Jim AKA RapidFire) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:28:20 GMT

Don't know about sweet, I'm quite the old phart, though some accuse me of havin' a soft heart. never go anywhere without my hat, so don't start........................

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Sugarmuser) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:21:26 GMT

Jim is a rebel, a sweet one at that,
you'll find him napping under bushes
with a furry feline, without his hat

Matt organises, finding find art
to inspire; his playful wit stirs
a breeze inwhich we'll not part

Willow is ripe, his tongue a whip
that constructs fantasy tales, mythology
recreated in the breath from his lip

RG has a grace, refined and assured
but I see a shy boy hidding indoors

It's just early...

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Jim AKA RapidFire) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:13:56 GMT

Only thing smokin' is my blazing guns,
after gettin smashed with all these hons.
I'm busy shootin' out all the lights,
much better than being in gunfights.

Can't remember ever havin Sugar bite,
OhShir a hottie?, that's outta sight.
Drinks on me to everyone around,
let's hide out where we'll never be found.........

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (OhShir) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:54:11 GMT

R.G., Jim, Matt, Oxy, Willow

There's something in the water here at all in a pen!!
Sug~~ this is too cute.
ALL OF YOU!!! Some funny, funny stuff here.

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Sugarmuser) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:11:24 GMT

OhShir is the hottie
wearing frilly knickers,
her can can, has the men
loaded with sly remarks and snickers

They watch in awe
and her heels fly high,
she knows just how
to manage these guys

her winks have attitude
they make a mean man melt,
she'll compound your weapon
and spank you til you welt

Sugars always game
ready to raise the bar,
she doesn't like to lose
and often leaves a scar
...

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Jim AKA RapidFire) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:10:09 GMT

Yep, rambling on til the whiskey's all gone,
you can bet we'll be carrying on.
Drunk like those sheets to the wind,
everybody callin' everybody friend.

More and more whiskey, glass after glass,
ever run out, well, kiss my ass.
If that ever happens, then you'll see,
a mob headin' for Lynchberg, Tennessee.................

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (RGarfield) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:18:15 GMT

well pard, I'll let this one ramble on by
but do it again and I'll show you why
they call me RealtyG

the right hand pats you on the back
while the left ends your term in this reality.

R...G

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Sabresun) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:28:11 GMT

A salloon door flaps back and forth,
flap- backflap- flap- backflap- flap,
it's a windy day, tooooo darn pickin' windy.
Out flies a knife, wedges the wood good.

There's only so much flap a flap can take
thinks SabreshotMat from behind the door,
and dang I throw knives pretty well
this close.

There's ol' RealityG across the table,
just don't tell him his ryhmes can be crimes,
gets a little touchy on the...

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Willowdown) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:34:40 GMT

move over william tell!

Re: RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (Jim AKA RapidFire) — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:32:39 GMT

I agree, I'm a Nutt, that's with a double T,
but hell, it's much more fun you see.
When you're out in the street at high noon,
someone will meet their maker soon.

Will it be you, or the one you face,
who walks away from this place?
Will your luck continue to last this far,
forget the shooting, head to the bar.

You'll find the drunks laying on the floor,
when they wake up, they'll want some more.
Straight...

RapidFire Jim & SurefireShir

feeds@yuku.com (OhShir) — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:38:54 GMT

The Poet Gunslingers

Oh, a pistol here, a pistol there
Even in the fog I can part your hair.

I could aim high…or I could aim low
I'm undecided so you'll never know

Don't stand still, that's no fun
Make my day; try and run!

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