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OhShir	All Them Clowns!	Lead	[-]
amethyst pen Posts: 1933 (03/25/08 21:22:41) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	*All Them Clowns* Well, I tied my horse to the old wood rail I's mighty dusty comin' off that trail I kissed old Lightning on his big wet nose He's the only horse what smells like a rose The saloon was busy with some mighty pale bards They was Laughin' and a jokin' and playin' cards I took off my hat and set it on the bar Put my foot on the rail, but didn't get far Til I realized I knew all them clowns They was all drinkin' shots and buyin' rounds Now I once was a wild child, I confess I don't drink no more, but I don't drink less Me and each of my peeps would tell some tale We couldn't get louder' cause we didn't have bail. Willow's on the dance floor; he's passed out cold Matt had 4 aces; R.G. had to fold Ophelia smacks us when we start up cussin' The rest of the poets just laugh at the fussin'. Now me an' ol' Jim just shootin' the breeze We laid down or guns with a sweet "pretty please." One thing about this cowgirl, you should know That she may aim high or she may aim low There's some mighty fine writers; some even grand They aim to entertain us pen in hand Lasso your free verse; and let your rhyme flow Gather 'round folks, it's a poe-try rodeo " I've got to do something-- even if it's wrong!" ~ For Shir visit me and our other poets @ http://allinapen.yuku.com/directory
Jim AKA RapidFire		#1	[-]
silver pen Posts: 92 (03/25/08 21:29:23) fountain pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Happy shooting the breeze for OhShir anytime, whether sprouting free verse, or traditional rhyme. She's right, there are a lot of clowns here, and for them all, I stand and cheer. What a great time we're having drinking away, and every one has something funny to say. I'm even going to try free verse now, instead of my rhyme, you can all listen to it, it won't cost you a dime. That's just about as free as poetry can be, OhShir's rolling on the floor, mercy me. That's not what free verse is, she stated quick, you've truly got to be a backwoods hick................ Click here to go to Rapid-Fire's Second Page
oskarthethird		#2	[-]
pen meister Posts: 1442 (03/26/08 11:30:16) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	lovely I loved it, but then I always thought western movies where comedies jan oskar hansen
Sugarmuser		#3	[-]
sapphire pen Posts: 111 (03/26/08 13:23:58) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	ROFL Why take the heart of another and replace it with your own?
Jim AKA RapidFire		#4	[-]
silver pen Posts: 94 (03/26/08 13:35:26) fountain pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Thanks Jan and Sugar, A western movie, a comedy, it has never occured that way to me. Thought wrestling was all comedy should be, will have to reconsider now Jan, we will see. I guess it could be true though with me around, I'm out to have ya'll laughing all over the ground. I've been called a poetic clown several times before, and I love it when them belly-laughs roar. I have always been quite the humorous comedian, a coined title given to me, "Resident Poe-Median" I can find humor in most everything in life, just have to watch what I write about the wife............ Click here to go to Rapid-Fire's Second Page
Sabresun		#5	[-]
poet's pen Posts: 7773 (03/26/08 16:32:33) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	"poe-try rodeo" Groans This poem seems very obscure to me, is it about some circus? "I took off my hat and set it on the bar Put my foot on the rail, but didn't get far" I've always told you not to do that, unless I have the rail lowered specially, it scares folks. "I kissed old Lightning on his big wet nose He's the only horse what smells like a rose" That's because he ate up my garden earlier, damn horse. Matt All in a pen mattclendon.wordpress.com
Sugarmuser		#6	[-]
sapphire pen Posts: 117 (03/26/08 17:18:30) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	rofl again I'd never noticed how high the rail was before, sheesh, not a great sight Why take the heart of another and replace it with your own?
Willowdown		#7	[-]
sunstone pen Posts: 122 (03/26/08 17:26:11) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	a truly slanderous piece I'll have you know I never passed out cold on or off the dance floor I am consulting my lawyers.
OhShir		#8	[-]
amethyst pen Posts: 1934 (03/26/08 19:22:47) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Why Ain't We Rich? Well I hate bein sued by a man in denial I have pics and a video, put me on trial Matt's a little kinky in ways untold Confused a foot rail with a dancer pole! Our Sugars was thinkin' of something obscene Til she realized that wheren't what I mean Lightning went strollin by the light of the moon Ate most of Matt's garden, that silly buffoon Ol' Jimmy's got a real quick wit and hand We've heard the legion of Poe-Median Man If we're all so funny why ain't we rich? I been thinking' it over, ain't that a %@%#%! " I've got to do something-- even if it's wrong!" ~ For Shir visit me and our other poets @ http://allinapen.yuku.com/directory Last Edited By: OhShir 03/26/08 19:30:06. Edited 1 times.
Willowdown		#9	[-]
sunstone pen Posts: 123 (02/09/07 12:06:59) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Re that video... I am prepared tp plea bargain...
Jim AKA RapidFire		#10	[-]
silver pen Posts: 95 (03/26/08 20:29:24) fountain pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Yeah, we're funny, no we're not rich, and you're right OhShir, it's a %^#, Paying for poetry, not done much, the publishers are out of touch. But there's pleasure in doing it for fun, the reason for my Rapid-Fire gun. Laughter and grins, big old smiles, will keep me going for miles and miles. So no matter what else I do, I'll always share a verse or two. Speaking of sharing, I really think, it's about time for another drink......... Click here to go to Rapid-Fire's Second Page
Sugarmuser		#11	[-]
sapphire pen Posts: 120 (03/26/08 20:39:57) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Me, thinking obscenely.... NEVER... lol Why take the heart of another and replace it with your own?
Jim AKA RapidFire		#12	[-]
silver pen Posts: 96 (03/26/08 21:11:28) fountain pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Sugar, no, she'd never think obscene, gave that up when she was a teen. But OhShir doesn't believe that, no way, that's the story that I'm hearing today. Matt a groanin' over "poe-try" rodeo, sounds like a great idea though. Guns all lying there on the bar room table, and we're drinkin' just as fast as we're able. Writing poetry, not getting a cent, but comeraderie is time well spent. More fun times will never be found, and Matt said he's buying the next round......... Click here to go to Rapid-Fire's Second Page
RGarfield		#13	[-]
poet's pen Posts: 4196 (03/27/08 10:49:30) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Jiggers is the sherriff so put away your pistol he's a stickler for the rules, just our of Bristol apparently Webster has laid a serious complaint about the abuse of the words that aint found in his dictionary RG Back on Line.. come be a part of http://p198.ezboard.com/ballinapen
Sabresun		#14	[-]
poet's pen Posts: 7779 (03/27/08 11:15:07) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Matt All in a pen mattclendon.wordpress.com
Jim AKA RapidFire		#15	[-]
silver pen Posts: 98 (03/27/08 15:40:08) fountain pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Webster complainin', I really don't care, he can come join us, a drink to share. We can claim poetic license, doesn't he know, and do whatever we please, yes, that's so. So don't worry about the words we use, his knowledge we don't mean to abuse. But we write exactly as we see fit, even if he ends up muttering, OH *%(#............. Click here to go to Rapid-Fire's Second Page
Sabresun		#16	[-]
poet's pen Posts: 7782 (03/27/08 15:43:39) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	laughs Matt All in a pen mattclendon.wordpress.com
Jim AKA RapidFire		#17	[-]
silver pen Posts: 100 (03/27/08 15:46:39) fountain pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Thanks Matt Click here to go to Rapid-Fire's Second Page
Sabresun		#18	[-]
poet's pen Posts: 7784 (03/27/08 15:48:21) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Jim, it was these two lines that made me laugh - "But we write exactly as we see fit, even if he ends up muttering, OH %(#............. " Funny stuff. Matt* All in a pen mattclendon.wordpress.com
Jim AKA RapidFire		#19	[-]
silver pen Posts: 102 (03/27/08 20:00:01) fountain pen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Thanks Matt, poor Webster......... Click here to go to Rapid-Fire's Second Page
RGarfield		#20	[-]
poet's pen Posts: 4202 (03/28/08 12:12:59) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts	Just receive a note for Rapidfire and Surefire Dear Sir/Madam It has come to our attention which is the reason for this mention that you have been flouting arguing and shouting about your prouess one on one with the use of your guns. Please be adviced this activity requires licensing by our agency and of course there are fees one year, two year or three Please, if you wish to continue still, provide an address so we can send our bill yours truly Ulysses Norman Armed President American Society of Old Gunfighters. Back on Line.. come be a part of http://p198.ezboard.com/ballinapen

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