Welcome, 
Some things turn out not to be a pity,
When there's a power failure in Chicago City.
A woman about to give birth to her second child,
Her fear and tensions running totally wild.
She couldn't make it to the hospital though,
She called 911 and said, "please hurry so!"
Only one paramedic was still free,
She said, "one's fine, send him to me."
He arrived, but it was so dark he couldn't see at all,
He found a flashlight on a shelf on her wall.
He asked her daughter, who was only three,
"can you please hold the flashlight for me?"
She did that, the child birth went okay,
And had a baby brother born that day.
He spanked the baby's behind, and heard it cry,
his little sister had a strange look in her eye.
He asked her what she thought about what she had seen,
She wasn't quite sure about it all I mean.
She told him he should spank him again,
On her face she had a big ole grin.
"But he's your little brother you know,"
She replied with just one word, "so?"
"about your brother, I would think you'd care,"
Her answer, "he should never have crawled in there."
